|This land has always stood for truth, freedom
and independence. Yet we tolerate historical injustices to perpetuate themselves,
sometimes to the detriment of the colonials opressed by foreign imperialist
We have never asserted our rights to our natural
||The INFAMOUS NORTHWEST
The fluke of our incompetent British colonial masters and Yankee landgrabbers. Acknowledged by all to be a mapping error by parties unfamiliar by the lay of OUR land, this outpost of fishmongers and cheap beer swillers has been allowed to continue for centuries.
No more! it is time to march the Winnipeg regiment from their barracks and seize what is naturally ours.
The Shameful Sin of Vancouver, Point Roberts WN
This unattached outpost of Sunday beer swilling, duty free cigarettes and unregulated cheap milk and beer has been allowed far too long. Stand up! The mapmakers can bend the borders for pig war islands, but ceded a few acres just to rub it in to loyal Canadians. Stand for it no longer, brothers in arms. It is in easy reach of our Comox Air Base and the nearby ferry terminal can offload our armoured battalion. Donate now for the jet fuel and over-length ferry fares.
|The Pilfered Panhandle.
Betrayed by our colonial masters, this lovely chunk of B.C. coastline was handed away to the Yankee. After serving loyally and with distinction in the Boer War, in 1903 Britain sided with the Yanks on the Alaskan purchase bounday claims.
"Oh here boys, have a goodly chunk of these colonial boys land. We shan't need them again except as cannon fodder at Vimy Ridge and Dieppe."
No one even remembers what Britain got in future considerations, and the people of Vancouver knew of no worse deals until the Canucks nearly 70 years later!
|TOLERATE INJUSTICE NO
Sign on to fight the Yankee for what is rightfully Canada's. Our country has stood up and shed blood for those oppressed by Kaisers, Fuhrers and Emporers elsewhere. It is time to stand up for ourselves.
We cannot lose. **
THE TRUE SHAME OF ALL CANADA
It is time for us to endorse our own Monroe Doctrine and stand no more for foreign colonies and outposts in the Americas. Self rule for all and freedom for the downtrodden of St. Pierre and Miquelon.
These simple fisher folk can't decide for themselves wtf they want and have existed forever as semi-citizens of colonialist expansionist France.
Imagine that, a couple of small islands withing spitting distance of Newfoundland so obscure that after hundreds of years most Canadians don't even know about them. Existing solely so France of all nations may rape and pillage our fishing grounds.
Tolerate this no longer my friends, no longer! Canada must assert itself and seize these islands to regain our full fishing rights!
France might not even care. If they do, no problem, anyone can whup the French. Prussian, Germans, Italians. Even Quebecers don't like France. If the islanders want to keep speaking French, they can merge with Quebec.
** There is
no way to lose. If the Americans object and kick the living shit out of
us, they'll fix everything back up and go home.
They did it to Germany and Japan. They're going to do that in the Middle East. They woulda done it in VietNam if the commies had any brains.
We'd get more jobs when they went home with a liking for Labatt's Blue, hockey, Player's Filters, Alberta beef and screech. You know this is right, because
if they stayed we'd end up U.S. citizens and that wouldn't be cost effective. Support the war, our country needs you.